About This Product
Is there anything better than waking up to the intoxicating smell of sizzling bacon wafting into your bedroom and warming the whole house on a lazy Saturday morning? There isn’t, so bring home the bacon today with the all-new Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener and Odor Eliminator! Like happiness and coziness rolled up, salted, cured, and fried, bacon is the cure to all your problems, and now it’s available on demand. Just one spray will get your mouth watering and all your senses tingling. Like a mini explosion of deliciousness with every spray, Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener and Odor Eliminator infuses all your stinky spaces with the addicting scent of everyone’s favorite guilty pleasure.
More than a scent, an Experience
Bacon isn’t just breakfast; it’s an experience. It tingles all the senses from your mouth to your nose to your eyes to ears. With just one spray of the all-new Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener, you’ll practically taste the cured pork melting like butter in your mouth. Close your eyes and you can almost feel the texture of the perfectly cooked bacon strips rolling over your tongue- not burnt and crispy, but also not raw and still saying “oink”… the perfect crunchy in-between. Squint a little and you can just about see the ribbons of red and white meat adorning your grandmother’s ancient jet black cast iron pan with tiny white grease bubbles oozing out the sides of each fat strip. Listen closely and hear the snap, crackle, and pop of the bacon slowly searing in its own fat on the burner… It’s a feeling, a memory of your childhood, a form of time travel to those times you thought long gone, and now it’s available on demand. Pick up the Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Scent today for instant salivation!
The scent of Real Food
Like a miniature explosion of ecstasy with each spray, this premium air freshener will blast away any old and unwanted odors and infuse all your stinky spaces with the delicious scent of your favorite guilty pleasure. The active Odor Eliminator within this formula will seek out and destroy old, unwelcome smells in order to clear the way for delicious bacon scent. Does your car interior reek of that green salad your passenger nibbled and picked at over lunch? Instantly diffuse and eradicate those earthy scents with the delectable scent of real food: crispy, crunchy maple bacon fried to perfection! Leaves, grass, and flowers belong in the garden, not your plate. After all, you’re a man, not a rabbit. When the fat starts to sizzle and crack under the flame, you know this isn’t some light snack with calories you can count on one hand: this is a feast. You flip the meat over, only intensifying the intoxicating scent, your mouth watering knowing what comes next, waiting with eager anticipation for the salty strips to dissolve on your tongue. No one ever drooled over a salad, so pick up the delicious scent of Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon today and let the salivating begin!
The Calorie-Free Dream Snack
Bacon holds a special place in your heart. Specifically, in your right coronary artery. Though it would be every carnivore’s dream, feasting on bacon every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner won’t exactly extend your life expectancy (not to mention do any favors for that svelte physique of yours). Luckily, now there’s the Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener to deliver all the same goodness of a seared thick strip of bacon, without the associated fat or calories. Safely bask in the bliss of bacon on demand now with the Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener! It’s the only kind of bacon that won’t make your cholesterol skyrocket. Are you on a diet? Simply spray this air freshener to enjoy the sweet and savory sensations of the real thing, without having to lie to your trainer. It’s like a cheat day, every day. Do you think bacon is its own food group? Get your favorite scent on demand with this premium air freshener! Or maybe you’re a vegan and never tried bacon before? Lightly spritz some Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener to see what all the craze is about. No one is immune to the allure of freshly cooked bacon, so get an unlimited supply today with the Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Air Freshener and Odor Eliminator!
A Trip Down Memory Lane
Capturing more than just the scent of the delicious pork meat, this premium air freshener encapsulates an entire world of warmth and fuzziness: A morning at home before school, grandma making a huge traditional breakfast at Christmas, waking up to the delicious smell of bacon and eggs with your girlfriend at the stove… When the flavor hits your tongue and the sweet and salty taste warms you from head to toe on the most frigid mornings, you know you’re home. It’s the love, comfort, peace, serenity that accompany a family breakfast that you can now get with a single squeeze of the trigger. And now, it’s available not just in the kitchen, but in all rooms of your house and even in your car! Lightly spritz Crunchy Bacon around your bedroom to wake up on the right side of the bed every day, or around your living room to welcome visitors with that homey feel that no candle or incense can match. Spray Chemical Guys Crunchy Bacon Scent in your car to disperse those rancid odors and infuse your cabin with all the decadent kryptonite of all omnivores!